I'm racist????
Well..shit.
hee hee! or smt.
Friday, July 03, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
My New Outro...
It may not be young...
It may not be pretty...
Circa 2004...
But from now on...it will be played.
You are one amazing being, John Ondrasik, for having written 100 Years...
And FilmakerMike is great too for having made a video with real people doing real things.
It may not be pretty...
Circa 2004...
But from now on...it will be played.
You are one amazing being, John Ondrasik, for having written 100 Years...
And FilmakerMike is great too for having made a video with real people doing real things.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
I Condone Corporal Punishment: The Random Hypocrite Edition Part 1
Children need discipline. Discipline that befits the crime. Yes. Children can be 'criminals' from a young age! Children need some type of corporal punishment as they grow up. From hand slaps (when they 'steal' or break something valuable) to slaps on the mouth (when they use profanity after you explained why they can't and they still do it) to slaps on their butts (when they don't listen the last 20 times you told them 'STOP!'). I much more prefer the belt. Hell....I had the same belt criss-crossing my butt while growing up that my dad's dad used on him circa 1957. I turned out pretty good. I think.
Before anyone gets on their soap-box and starts going off on me over 'child abuse', you need to wake up and smell the fuckin' Starbucks-frappucino-triple-espresso-latte your kid is drinkin' every morning on his/her way to 1st grade, which you buy because you're such a "cool parent".
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Before you blame Society or the School System or TV for your kid(s) being fucked up, look in the mirror first, you coddling-snowflake-piece-of-shit. Don't run off spouting about how some kids, or my helmet heads, are being "A Child Called It"-treated. Your New Age-happy-parenthood-and-sometimes-tokin'-shit-lifestyle is what fucks your kid(s) up. If you think that a child doesn't understand what you are doing, you've got another thing coming.
I have so much to say, but I'm not SMRT enough to do so...hence this shitty blog of mine. Maybe if I acquire some braincells and some snark, I could do it. 'cuz I hear that intelligence in blogs is the IN thang.
Anyways...
There are no "perfect" parents. There are no "perfect" children. But even being a shitty "parent" you know that you have to keep a child safe, and loved, and fed, and clothed, and happy. Loved and happy are the main things. Even if you do have to whup them once in a while, and not from you taking it out on them because of your shitty life - that itself is 'child abuse'.
Now here's a clip of the most amazing mom on the planet these days, Kate Gosselin...
Listen.Very.Closely.
/me huggles the old leather beaner belt
And in closing...
This guy says it best...
Part 2-100...when I feel like it.
P.S.
Sometimes I wish I was smart like you other Blooogers. I'd give up a Mega Million win to be like you.
NOT!
Before anyone gets on their soap-box and starts going off on me over 'child abuse', you need to wake up and smell the fuckin' Starbucks-frappucino-triple-espresso-latte your kid is drinkin' every morning on his/her way to 1st grade, which you buy because you're such a "cool parent".
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Before you blame Society or the School System or TV for your kid(s) being fucked up, look in the mirror first, you coddling-snowflake-piece-of-shit. Don't run off spouting about how some kids, or my helmet heads, are being "A Child Called It"-treated. Your New Age-happy-parenthood-and-sometimes-tokin'-shit-lifestyle is what fucks your kid(s) up. If you think that a child doesn't understand what you are doing, you've got another thing coming.
I have so much to say, but I'm not SMRT enough to do so...hence this shitty blog of mine. Maybe if I acquire some braincells and some snark, I could do it. 'cuz I hear that intelligence in blogs is the IN thang.
Anyways...
There are no "perfect" parents. There are no "perfect" children. But even being a shitty "parent" you know that you have to keep a child safe, and loved, and fed, and clothed, and happy. Loved and happy are the main things. Even if you do have to whup them once in a while, and not from you taking it out on them because of your shitty life - that itself is 'child abuse'.
Now here's a clip of the most amazing mom on the planet these days, Kate Gosselin...
Listen.Very.Closely.
/me huggles the old leather beaner belt
And in closing...
This guy says it best...
Part 2-100...when I feel like it.
P.S.
Sometimes I wish I was smart like you other Blooogers. I'd give up a Mega Million win to be like you.
NOT!
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