I really wish someone had explained it to me...

So as many of you know...I was "ifluffy" for quite a while in the IRC. It was like a badge of honor or some such thing...I loved it...more than anyone will ever know...then..something happened...and it didn't hold up as such anymore.

The other day I was by a Crown Books that was going out of business and I decided to stop by and see what I could pick up. Considering I have all this time on my hands now...I figured I'd pick up several new books and go back to "expanding my mind"...yeah...two brain cells left? This should be interesting.

I happened to glance upon a table full of 90% off books and my attention was caught by a line that was on one of them..."Jerry Springer's Wildest Shows Ever!"...I picked it up and read a topic below the title..."I Slept with 251 Men in 10 Hours!"...you know me...I had to open up to that page and see what it was all about. It was actually pretty good reading until I came upon one header that was in that chapter..."The Fluff Girl"...this was me----> o_O ... wtf?!

Here's a quote from that section:

The Fluff Girl
Lest you think a woman can service 251 men all by herself, we are introduced to Sin*****, a "fluff girl" - apparently a common term in her (porn) industry. Sin*****'s sister, T**, offers a definition: "A fluff girl is somebody that [bleeps] every guy before they do the main headliner." In her own words...a fluff girl is someone who is directed to "do whatever it took to get the guys excited."

uhm...

I was charged with that a few times and with being too 'nice' to people in the channel a lot of the time...though how greeting people and actually talking to them like a human being can be considered that...I will never know...things do seem to get misconstrued in text no matter how you see it...but then I can't say I didn't do my part in other things to make people not think that there was more to it than that but that's a whole other chapter in the oh so glorious tale of la Cinco. *shrugs*

Anyways..someone after that later mentioned that from what had been seen in the channel it was only fitting that I change the whole 'ifluffy' concept and basically just become what it was certain individuals thought of me...and that is where "The Fluff Girl" came in...and no you damn pervs...I'm not going to cyber you...I'm not going to do any freaky shit with you...and don't bother asking for soundclips of bullshit..because it's not going to happen...I do have some respect for myself ya know...BUT it doesn't mean I can't be the 'warmup' filler for other people's shows..now does it? *arches brow*

*smiles*

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