Interesting...

Someone told me the following...

First sign of depression is when you don't do the things you used to love to do...

1. painting - it's been almost 2 years
2. writing - it's been almost a year
3. reading - months and months
4. cooking - weeks

*blinks*

Wow. Who's got the prozac? Better yet..who's got the one way ticket out of this country?

*fangirl squeal* ASIA ARGENTO!

When I grow up...
I want to be Asia Argento. The daughter of cult horror flick fame director, Dario Argento. Demons, anyone? The girl though mostly considered an ugly duckling during her teenage years has blossomed into a stunning woman. She's sexy, has a great sense of humour and is as downright perturbed as her father. Have you seen the The Stendhal Syndrome? If you haven't...go rent it..watch it...and then you'll understand what I'm talkin' about. She was also in XXX with Vin Diesel...

Wait...

Hold on a second...need to do something...

Okay...done...
The reason why I mention her is because I was on Ain't It Cool News fulfilling my weekly addictionneed for spoilersentertainment news...and read that she AND my other favorite artiste', John Leguizamo, were going to be on Land Of The Dead - follow up to the Dawn Of The Dead by George Romero. I most definitely need to get my behind to the movie theatre and quick...hmm...I wonder who I can go with?

Anyways...here's a tantalizing, delish pic of Asia...be sure to place a towel in your lap, boys!

Random Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable,and puts the tape in the VCR.To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so shecalls the video store to complain."I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tapebut static," she says."Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Whichtitle did you rent?" the clerk replies."Head Cleaner," Mary replies.

I <3 you too...

#1 Pet Peeve, etc...

If I take the time to chat with you, have the damn courtesy to atleast say 'Hey! Nice talking to you again. I have to go now. Bye! Bye!' or some type of adios. Is it -that- difficult to type one word? Some people need to get a clue on what 'net manners are..I'm serious!

Anyways..messed around at work again today...like normal...and tried to work with this template of mine. I so need to get online and find some html/css help. Sorry folks! But I'm old skool! One of these days this place will actually look like it was done by a professional 8 year old web designer.

Jeh...on that note...it's Thursday...there's a stash...*nods* it's time!

*le sigh*

Okay so the place needs a lot of work. I know this. You know this. The whole world wide web knows this. So no need to be telling me the same thing over...and over...and over...and *facedesk* over. I like green..it's my favorite color...oh well..deal with it...I'll fix it sooner or later.

And on that note..off to pick my nose or to do something called 'work'! What is that anyways? hmm. Oh g'well!

Grand Opening Of The Mierduka

And who would have guessed that I finally got to updating this site of mine? Who knew it could be done without another 'incident'? Not I, that's for sure! The Lord loves me...I know he does! phew!

So here we are...almost 4 months since the 'incident' and I finally get some time to update and -not- lose my music again. lol I will try to do weekly posts in here in regards to whatever mood I am in at the time. Just don't expect essays or mindblowing commentaries. All you'll get is Cincoisms and that should be enough for you. If not..well you can all just runalong to the cam sites and get what you really want, kgracias!

And on that note...I best finish up my 'work' here and head home soon...since it's RETRODISCO BOOGIE NIGHT on The Mierduka Show tonight! So grab your dancing shoes cuz we are gonna boogie our asses off!

Just push play!
AKARadio