For my first review, since I'm a TV Whore, is this all-new and improved Press Your Luck. It hasn't been new since December 2005, so I don't know WTF they're talkin' 'bout, Willis!
Todd Newton sucks as the host. Chuck Woolery was the king of this cheesy game show back way when. Hell..even Peter Tomarken was better than this new guy, Newton. He's like...like...like a...crouton! No personality.
Then there's the contestants. No boobies slipping out, and no S-bombs dropped by accident. They suck. Where's the sexual innuendo, dammit?! None. Sterile as sterile can be...except for one small thing. The Whammy.
The all-new and improved Whammy...
What the hell happened to him?! He looks like a g'damn cat! NO PUSSY! NO PUSSY! AND...STOP!
The OG Whammy was a damn pimp. He looked like he was cracked out..but he was a PIMP! He had superpowers and major $$$$..check him out...
See what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis? I'm completely disgusted for what they did to this show while I was AFK from my tele the last almost 5 years.
I'm going to go find something else to review...everything sucks these days..even people. Don't get on my last nerve or I'll "review" you too, bitch.
0 comments:
Post a Comment