You're all invited to the internet party!

Have yourselves a fun time, yo! Just watch out for Craig!



The Internet Party

Welcome to the Internet

Unless you live up in the mountains like a goat and don't know what the intarwebs is all about, you might as well just watch this video and you'll know everything within 3 minutes. Damn E-Listers.

Howard Stern Is Gonna Get Thrown Outta The Trailer Park!

So Howard Stern (per I Don't Really Like You In That Way) likes to splice voiceovers done by actors, musicians and whomever. He decided to do one from Dolly Parton's audiobook.



Oh lawdy...where's the Pabst Blue Ribbon?!

Feliz Dia de las Madres, Mami!

I love mi mama. She may be hittin' 63 (I need to check the calendar again :x) ..but she's got some major flair and still looking as good as ever..even if it's only in my eyes...

Armenian/Irish/Spanish/Mexican. Hazel green eyes and freckles. This is my beautiful Mami.

And this is my beautiful Mami before my brother and sister messed her up...



..and that's me with her. I was eating a piece of carne asada. Even then I was eatin' like a cochi! oink! oink! oink!

I love you, Mami. One day..I'm going to win that Mega Millions..and treat you as the Queen you deserve to be. For the time being..all I can say is...

Te quiero mucho!

...every day...three times a day...

The new "Soulja Boy".."Girl"? What the hell is it?!

She's so ghetto, yo! Ok Ok...is it me, or like, is this Queen Latifah or Missy Misdemeanor Elliot before they hit it big?



Great. Now this song is stuck in my head. GAH!